Rebecca Lobo keeps dunking on me

Hi. If you’ve been following the A Dime Back brand for a while, here are a few things you definitely know:

  1. I am short. Not comically short, but definitely of below-average height. Like, if I was famous, that would be one thing associated with me, similar to Kevin Hart or Jose Altuve (though I’m taller than both of them).
  2. We refer to Rebecca Lobo as Perfect Human Rebecca Lobo because Rebecca Lobo is a perfect human.
  3. For a few years now, we have had a running Twitter joke about how funny it would be if I took a photo standing back-to-back with Rebecca Lobo.
  4. That photo eventually happened. Twice. (credit to Howard Megdal for the pics):

Yes, these photos are hilarious. Sit back and have a good laugh at my expense. I’m used to it. Since this happened, however, Lobo has gone out of her way to dunk on me on Twitter (she could also literally dunk on me, I know. She can dunk on you too.).

Take a look at her work. I must say, it’s impressive.

It’s all in good fun, so have a good laugh. You’re just jealous, anyway. You wish your biggest Twitter troll was also a Naismith Hall of Famer.