Hi. If you’ve been following the A Dime Back brand for a while, here are a few things you definitely know:
- I am short. Not comically short, but definitely of below-average height. Like, if I was famous, that would be one thing associated with me, similar to Kevin Hart or Jose Altuve (though I’m taller than both of them).
- We refer to Rebecca Lobo as Perfect Human Rebecca Lobo because Rebecca Lobo is a perfect human.
- For a few years now, we have had a running Twitter joke about how funny it would be if I took a photo standing back-to-back with Rebecca Lobo.
- That photo eventually happened. Twice. (credit to Howard Megdal for the pics):
Yes, these photos are hilarious. Sit back and have a good laugh at my expense. I’m used to it. Since this happened, however, Lobo has gone out of her way to dunk on me on Twitter (she could also literally dunk on me, I know. She can dunk on you too.).
Take a look at her work. I must say, it’s impressive.
You’re not a big anything.
— Rebecca Lobo (@RebeccaLobo) June 23, 2017
You can also only count on one hand. (This is fun…)
— Rebecca Lobo (@RebeccaLobo) June 24, 2017
The one dollar bills would be stacked 4 feet high… so you could look George Washington in the eye.
— Rebecca Lobo (@RebeccaLobo) June 29, 2017
I’ve advised against it.
— Rebecca Lobo (@RebeccaLobo) July 1, 2017
Yo– it’s July 4th. Get off twitter and have a drink. On me. Then find someone in a bar to stand back-to-back with.
— Rebecca Lobo (@RebeccaLobo) July 4, 2017
It’s all in good fun, so have a good laugh. You’re just jealous, anyway. You wish your biggest Twitter troll was also a Naismith Hall of Famer.