UConn A-Z Tournament: Day Four

Do you believe in miracles?

Your answer is irrelevant. Still, it’s pretty funny that Team O survived to see Day 4 of this stupid tournament. I think part of their success might be owed to the fact that most of our readers weren’t old enough to remember the UConn tenures of Team S’s Chris Smith and Rod Sellers, let alone Bob Staak (old*).

Also scoring an upset was Team W, led by Kemba Walker. They knocked out Team M — who would absolutely win in an actual game. Way to blow it, readers!

The juggernaut A and B teams advanced easily, preparing for an epic showdown unless Olander keeps Olandering.

If you need a refresher on what this stupid thing is, here’s an explanation. Here’s Day Two and Day Three’s votes.

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Let’s keep the momentum going and find our two finalists.

Vote away.

*apologies to Bob Staak if he’s alive (hopefully) and reads the site (he doesn’t).

A

G: Jalen Adams

G: Ray Allen

F: Rashad Anderson

F: Jeff Adrien

C: Hilton Armstrong

O

G: Kevin Ollie

G: Tyler Olander

F: Alex Oriakhi

F: Charles Okwandu

C: Emeka Okafor

We have here, my friends, perhaps the greatest guard matchup of all time: Ray Allen vs. Tyler Olander. Who will prevail? America, that’s who. America.

A-Z Tourney: Round 4 -- A vs. O

  • Team A (88%, 99 Votes)
  • Team O (12%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 112

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B

G: Ryan Boatright

G: Wes Bialosuknia

F: Scott Burrell

F: Caron Butler

C: Josh Boone

W

G: Kemba Walker

G: Marcus Williams

F: Joe Whelton

F: Marcus White

C: Souleymane Wane

Can Kemba Walker lead his actually kinda bad team to another upset victory? Or will the B Team “B” continuing onto the finals? [fucking, nailed that joke.]

A-Z Tourney: Round 4 -- B vs. W

  • Team B (81%, 90 Votes)
  • Team W (19%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 111

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