Alex Karaban is officially back to chase the threepeat. He’s also got some new teammates. Meanwhile, Geno has Paige and others do not. All of this has led the National Association of Fortune Tellers to preemptively award both the UConn Men and Women’s Basketball teams the 2024-25 National Championships, wow! [Editor’s note: it might’ve been The Fortune Tellers Society.*] We convene to react. Language is profane. Run time is an hour and 17 minutes or something. [*Another editor’s note: it was actually just us.]
