IMPORTANT QUESTIONS WITH JA’KEVIOUS VICKERS AND KEYION DIXON

UConn’s recent stretch of good football recruiting news got us thinking…do we really know anything about the Huskies of the future?

The Internet is a great place to learn a little about these guys, sure. Google Keyion Dixon (Glastonbury, CT, WR) or Ja’kevious Vickers (Belle Glade, FL, RB) and it’s easy to find a scouting report and plenty of #hottakes about what they will bring to PAWS ARF next year.

But has anyone asked them the important questions? The hard-hitting stuff you really need to know about?

Our super-duper important Q&A does just that:

Is Bob Diaco insane (in a good way)?

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Vickers: I would most definitely describe coach Diaco [with] an insane love of his players and building the football program.

Dixon:  I wouldn’t say coach Diaco is insane, I think he’s a mad scientist. He loves to experiment with play calling and goes about things in a very unorthodox manner. However, he gets results.

Why move from Florida to Connecticut?

JV: Because Connecticut has offered the best situation for my future.

What’s your favorite thing to do in Glastonbury?

KD: My favorite thing to do in Glastonbury is eat. We have a variety of restaurants so the choice is unlimited.

Describe your game in one sentence…without using the letter “e.”

KD: Fans will think I’m amusing to watch.

Describe your upcoming career at Connecticut in one hashtag.

JV: #Hardworking

Do you think you’ll get along with Jonathan?

JV: I think I will get along with him well because at UConn it’s all family and brotherhood.

KD: Jonathan and I will get along very well, there is actually a stuffed Jonny the Husky on top of my Christmas tree.

[Ed. note: How do we all feel about Jonny the Husky? Should we make that a thing?]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

JV: No

KD: No

If you could merge any two animals into one super animal, what would you choose?

JV: A lion and a Giraffe

KD: I would merge a cheetah with a rhino.

What super power would you most like to have?

JV: Invisibility

KD: If I had a super power it would be the use of my brain full capacity or 100 percent.

What’s your favorite Taylor Swift song?

JV: I do not listen to Taylor Swift

KD: My favorite Taylor Swift song is “You Belong with Me”

[Ed. note: Does anyone believe Jakevious?]

What’s your favorite cartoon?

JV: Scooby doo

KD: My favorite cartoon would have to be either Teen Titans Go or Tom and Jerry